anyone goes away disappointed, if even one person says that was not the best hour of television i've ever seen, i will -- let me think. what will i do? [ laughter ] oh, i will apologize. that's right. i will say i'm sorry. [ applause ] in fact, let me get that out of the way right now. i'm sorry this show isn't going to be the best one ever. [ laughter ] i was hoping it would be and i got carried away. i shouldn't have done it. we've got some fun stuff from our viewers today. last night, i shared a story of oakland raiders defensive tackle desmond bryant who got arrested on charges of criminal mischief. wound up taking what might be the greatest mug shot in the history of them. [ laughter ] it's such a fantastic picture that we thought we could possibly give birth to a new internet craze. so we came up with the word dez'g, like tebowing. instead of posing on tim tebow, you would do this, like desmond bryant.